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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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Looks like December is breaking records and chasing time like it's in a high-speed chase! 🏎️⏱️ Who knew a month could be so speedy? Better hold on to your Santa hat, folks! 🎅🚀 #ZoomingThroughDecember

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged December, fastest, history, humor, time on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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