This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThis tape doesn’t even taste like scotch. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver. Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer. It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste. I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous. The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.