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- My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
- Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
- Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.
- I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.
- My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.