Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”