Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough. My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort. I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English. Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.