Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThose who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here. I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.
