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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later ha…

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later ha…

Commentary:
"Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dress, eating, effort, enough, fit, fitness, food, humor, later, lifestyle, making, marriage, still, wedding, wedding dress on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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