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Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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Next, my cat will start charging me for emotional support services 🐱💸🔧

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bro, humor, job, landlord, rent, sarcasm, tired on Oct 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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