Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job. Commentary:Next, my cat will start charging me for emotional support services 🐱💸🔧 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house? Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent. Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him. In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.