To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire. Commentary:"Let's be real, if you're gonna set something on fire, might as well make sure it's contained in a dumpster, right? 🗑️🔥 Safety first, folks! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”? No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard. Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice? Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.
