To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Commentary:
“Let’s be real, if you’re gonna set something on fire, might as well make sure it’s contained in a dumpster, right? 🗑️🔥 Safety first, folks! 😂”

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