To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.