Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.
- Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.
- The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.
- There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.
- Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.
