Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.
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"Life's too short to wait for tomorrow, gobble up that cake 🍰 like there's no calorie counter lurking around! Who knows, maybe the promise of tomorrow is simply a delicious slice away 😉🎂 #CarpeCake #LiveSweetly"

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