Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm the bomb at forgetting things! 💣😅 Related funny posts 😂 The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. Listen to the birds, not the news. According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you. When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth. Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.