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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?