True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTrue luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills. I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up. You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”
