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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.