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"Attempting to unleash my inner cuteness, but my face seems to have different plans 🙄 Maybe it's just not a 'cute' day, but hey, at least my sense of humor is on point! 😜"

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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