Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Commentary:
"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? πŸ»πŸ˜‚ Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. πŸ¬πŸ’€ #SweetToothGoneWrong"