Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’ Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? π»π Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. π¬π #SweetToothGoneWrong" Related Funny Posts π€ Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar. If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope itβs a gummy bear. What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. People be like “bear with me” and they donβt even have a bear with them. I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious. My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.