Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’ Posted on6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? 🐻😂 Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. 🍬💀 #SweetToothGoneWrong" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live. My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”. People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them. “Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.