Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’ Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? π»π Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. π¬π #SweetToothGoneWrong" Related Funny Posts π€ Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar. What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”. If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope itβs a gummy bear.