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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Spotted on Messenger:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Going viral on TikTok:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Spotted on Threads:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Just shared via TikTok:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Spotted on Reddit:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Going viral on YouTube:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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63 shares on Slack this month:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

39 shares on Slack this month:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Trending via Facebook:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Just landed via Twitch:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Trending via Facebook:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Spotted on Discord:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Just shared via Threads:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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