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Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Going viral on TikTok:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Broadcasted on X:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Spotted on Threads:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Making waves on YouTube:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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22 shares on X this month:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

53 shares on Slack this month:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

81 shares on Slack this month:

I’m sick of living through history!

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Spotted on Twitch:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Shared recently on Slack:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Spreading quickly via X:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Breaking via Slack:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Just shared via WeChat:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Live now on Discord:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Live now on Discord:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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