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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.