Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we sti… Commentary:"Valentine's Day approaching! Quick, if you have a crush on me, there's still time to get cards and shave… well, at least the cards are easier to find! 😂💘 #LastMinuteLove" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day. You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood. The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams. What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?
