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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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Fries, not lies.

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“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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