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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

61 shares on Discord this month:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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