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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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