Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.