Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.