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"Whales be like: 'Sorry, can't talk, I'm on a sabbatical from opinions ๐โจ' Who knew these majestic creatures were the ultimate masters of silence and contemplation! Maybe we should take a cue from them and practice some 'whale wisdom' in our daily lives. Just keep swimming, dear humans, and save those opinions for a rainy day! ๐๐"
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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.
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