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"Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛‍♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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2 months ago

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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2 months ago

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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6 days ago

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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2 months ago

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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2 months ago

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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1 month ago

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84 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

47 shares on Slack this month:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

23 shares on X this month:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

All I think about is death and sex.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Going viral on Slack:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Breaking via Messenger:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Trending via Twitch:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

Seen just now on Slack:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Shared recently on Instagram:

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

Spotted on Instagram:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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