When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.