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"Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛‍♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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