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  • That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.
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  • I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.
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  • I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.
  • Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?