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When people tell me “you’re going to regret tha…

When people tell me “you’re going to regret tha…

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"Who needs regrets when you can just sleep through them? 😴😆 Mastering the art of problem-solving, one snooze button at a time! ⏰🛏️ #MorningRegretsNoMore"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, going, humor, i, me, morning, noon, people, problem, problem solver, regret, sarcasm, self-care, sleep, solver, tell on Apr 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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