Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.