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🚗💨 When stuck behind a slow driver, our true selves come out – the patient zen master or the frenzied road rage artist! Who knew bumper-to-bumper traffic could be such a revealing character test? 😜 #StayCalmAndDriveOn

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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