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🚗💨 When stuck behind a slow driver, our true selves come out – the patient zen master or the frenzied road rage artist! Who knew bumper-to-bumper traffic could be such a revealing character test? 😜 #StayCalmAndDriveOn

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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