Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Commentary:
“Perhaps the bug is a ceiling decoration enthusiast, aspiring to take home the gold medal in the ‘Hanging Around Olympics.’ 🐞🥇 Or maybe it’s just contemplating the meaning of life from a different angle. 🤔 Either way, that bug on your ceiling seems to be aiming for the stars… or the popcorn ceiling, at least! 🌟🦗”