Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth. Commentary:"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while. There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says. Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time. Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious. I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!
