Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says. On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while. Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”