Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth. Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while. On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes. There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”
