Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.