With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone took ‘ski lift exit’ a little too literally! 🎿💥 Who needs training when you’ve got an epic entrance like that? Talk about making an impression! 😂 #SkiLiftFail”

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