With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.