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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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