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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.
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"Me checking my account balance is like opening Pandora's box – something I'd rather leave to mystery and imagination! 💸🔮 #FinancialMystery #NoBalanceNoProblem"

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