Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.
  • I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.
  • Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.
  • Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
  • I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
  • What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.