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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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"Me checking my account balance is like opening Pandora's box – something I'd rather leave to mystery and imagination! 💸🔮 #FinancialMystery #NoBalanceNoProblem"



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