“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. Posted onOct 2, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? If your god commands you to kill others, find another god. If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.