“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My… Commentary:"Me checking my account balance is like opening Pandora's box – something I'd rather leave to mystery and imagination! 💸🔮 #FinancialMystery #NoBalanceNoProblem" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.” “Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.
