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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.