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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.