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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.