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71 shares on Instagram this month:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

71 shares on Telegram this month:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Spreading quickly via X:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Seen just now on TikTok:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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