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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.