You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.