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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.