You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?