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  • I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.
  • The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.
  • I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.
  • Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.
  • My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.
  • It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.