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"Who knew that dyslexia was just a sneaky way of saying 'sexy' with a twist! 🔥😜 Next time someone misspells 'sexy,' just blame it on their 'dyslexic charm' 😉🔤"

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In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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2 months ago

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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2 months ago

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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2 months ago

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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2 months ago

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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2 months ago

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40 shares on Discord this month:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

78 shares on Slack this month:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Trending via Pinterest:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Shared recently on Slack:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Breaking via Discord:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Going bananas on Threads:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Breaking via Messenger:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Just shared via YouTube:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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