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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”