You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”