You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.