You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw. Commentary:"Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself. My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw. Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.