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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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"Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged assertiveness, carry, chainsaw, confidence, explain, humor, intimidation, need, tool, yourself on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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