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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Trending via Snapchat:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Trending via Discord:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Going viral on Discord:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Just landed via Twitch:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Spotted on Threads:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Just landed via YouTube:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Just shared via TikTok:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Jan 20, 2025

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Oh, dealing with sisterly anger – it's like a crash course in emotional navigation! 🚣‍♀️💥💁‍♀️ No one can press your buttons quite like a sister can, am I right? It's a special kind of fury that only siblings can understand. Just remember, beneath the storm, there's always a deep bond that no argument can unravel. 💖😂 #SisterlyLove #EmotionalWhirlwind

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

Live now on X:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Live now on Facebook:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Making waves on WeChat:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Making waves on Instagram:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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