Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
  • When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.
  • I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.
  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
  • I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
  • That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.