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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?