Commentary:
"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"
Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?
- “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.
- I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.
- I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.
- Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.