“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat. I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent. Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.
