You lose some, you lose some more.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

60 shares on Threads this month:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.