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  • What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?
  • If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
  • Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.
  • Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.
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