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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.