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Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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