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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.