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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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When life gives you lemons, just make sure it doesn't upset your stomach too! ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged digestion, gastrointestinal, health, humor, problem, problems, sexual, spiritual on Oct 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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