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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.