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Well, well, if pronouns were to define our relationships, we'd be navigating the dictionary to keep up! 🤣🐥 Time to update the vernacular to capture all the sides of life!

chick, humor, identity, joke, pronouns, relationship, side

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Share → : I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.
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Share → : Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.
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Share → : I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Just landed via Slack:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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