Your pronouns should be get/help.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.