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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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