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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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19 shares on Messenger this month:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

86 shares on X this month:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

23 shares on TikTok this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

55 shares on X this month:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Live now on Threads:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Just shared via Twitch:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Just landed via Facebook:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Breaking via X:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Going viral on WeChat:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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