Commentary:
"Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 
#WineWednesdayMiracles"
Related Funny Quotes 
- I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.
- The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.
- Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.
- “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.
- Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.
