β€œYou’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

"You're always drinking wine!" God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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β€œExactly! I’m just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time πŸ·πŸ˜‡ #WineWednesdayMiracles”

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