“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.