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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid…

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid…

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"Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 🍷😇 #WineWednesdayMiracles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, drinking, enjoyment, fun, girl, God, humor, Jesus, miracle, sarcasm, wine on Apr 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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