“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus. Commentary:"Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time ๐ท๐ #WineWednesdayMiracles" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus. The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up. โYou’re always sleeping,โ God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. โYouโre so quick to cut someone off!โ God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.
