You’re never alone. There’s mold. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs friends when you have mold, am I right? 🤣🍄 It will always be there to keep you company, silently judging your snack choices and flourishing in the damp corners of your life. #FungusFriendsForever" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute. I’m not alone. I have ants. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone. Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet. I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.