You’re never alone. There’s mold. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs friends when you have mold, am I right? 🤣🍄 It will always be there to keep you company, silently judging your snack choices and flourishing in the damp corners of your life. #FungusFriendsForever" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back. The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes. Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone. ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?