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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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"Who needs friends when you have mold, am I right? 🤣🍄 It will always be there to keep you company, silently judging your snack choices and flourishing in the damp corners of your life. #FungusFriendsForever"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alone, companionship, humor, loneliness, mold, never on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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