I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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I hope this email kills us both.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.