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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.