My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you've mastered the art of workplace efficiency: Boss leaves, productivity soars! ๐๐ผ Keep up the good work – maybe you'll get promoted to "Boss in Absentia" soon! ๐๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you donโt have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news. Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job. Apparently โew noโ is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I donโt want more responsibility at work. I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work. My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.