I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:☕️ "I'm on my fifth cup of coffee today – you should consider yourself lucky I can still form coherent sentences around you. You're welcome for my caffeine-fueled kindness." 😜 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?” If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.