I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed. Posted onJan 23, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs alarm clocks when you have a responsible host like this? ππ€ #PartyPooped" Related Funny Quotes π€ I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed. I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again. Sometimes Iβm just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours. I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.