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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the…

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the…

Commentary:
"Remember, don't try to buddy up with bison – they're not looking to expand their social circle! 🐃✋ Better to let them roam in peace and avoid any awkward hoofshakes. 😉 #FriendzonedByBison"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, awkward, bison, distance, friend, friends, friendship, humor, keep, nature, want, wildlife on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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